Sunday, October 24, 2010

***TOP 10 SENSUAL FOODS****


10. PASTA

Pasta will always have a special place in a romantic's heart. Just recall what is probably considered the sweetest onscreen kiss, the one shared between Lady and the Tramp while eating their plate of spaghetti, and you'll understand all the romantic possibilities. Why not recreate a little Italian romance at home?

9. Chocolate

Rich, decadent chocolate is an irresistible aphrodisiac. Truly considered a romantic treat, chocolate evokes thoughts of delicious, fulfilling experiences. Since it comes in many forms from liquid to solid, your options for using chocolate as a sensual prop are only limited by your creativity.


8. Strawberries

Over the years, strawberries have become synonymous with romance. Certainly no sensual food list is complete without the sweet and juicy strawberry. In fact, you'd be hard pressed to find a romantic evening that doesn't include this sensual treat. Dipped in chocolate, cream, wine or enjoyed in it's natural state, the strawberry is without a doubt an essential ingredient for a sensual temptation.

7. Oysters

Oysters have long been considered a predominant player in the sensual food arena, more than likely due to their resemblance to sexual anatomy. However, there is some validity to their aphrodisiac claim. Oysters are loaded with zinc, which is a key ingredient for testosterone production. Next time you want to step up your sensual encounter, make sure to include oysters on the menu!

6. Sushi

"Naked sushi" is a new culinary experience first introduced in Japan. In Japan, it's called nyotaimori, meaning "female body presentation." There are currently only a few US cities that offer this delicious adventure - Los Angeles, New York and Chicago and Minneapolis. However, preparing an at-home version is why sushi made our list. While one partner lays naked, the other prepares and eats the sushi directly on their naked partner's body. It can make for quite the erotic experience.

5. Champagne

"Champagne is just a drink that tastes better when shared among two lovers." --Source Unknown

Chanpagne is not an actual food, but it's certainly deserving of a spot in our top ten for its strong associations with sex and romance. Champagne is the perfect companion for all of life's special events, so its inclusion as a bedroom aphrodisiac should be of no surprise. Best of all, you can serve it up any way you desire...pour it over your partner's body, soak fruit in it, freeze as champagne ice cubes...the possibilities go on and on.

4. Bananas

Take one look at a banana and it's easy to see why it's on our top ten. The banana's phallic shape provides ample opportunity to entice your man with a little foreplay action. The more creative you are with your displays, the less likely he'll be able to keep his hands off of you.




3. Avocado

Widely known for it's aphrodisiac qualities, the avocado has quite the reputation as being a sensual fruit. Maybe it's the shape or the way it grows on trees (Mayans referred to the tree as a testicle tree). Whatever the reason, the avocado is an indulgent food that can be prepared and displayed quite sensually, and for that it makes it onto our top ten.



2. Grapes

Grapes made our top ten list for being synonymous with regally lying about and being hand fed. The idea of feeding your lover and letting your fingers linger a little longer than necessary is a vivid erotic sensation.



1. Whipped Cream

Not quite a "food," whipped cream still makes our list due to its many sensual possibilities. Use it as a body paint or as a light and fluffy extra for fruit and cream.


Saturday, October 23, 2010

The "ENGINEERING" Love Letter

MODERN PROPOSAL

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since the 15th of February. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 14th of February at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.

I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Thanking you in anticipation.

Yours sincerely,
Mr. Romeo

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MODERN REPLY TO MODERN PROPOSAL

Attn: Mr Romeo

Dear Sir,

Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for romance. However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction. However, please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous.

I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with regards to this commitment. If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary compensation according to union standards. Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP' I shall be entertaining.

In addition, housing and transport allowances should be in order and nothing less than a luxury condo and a Jag are in order.

Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions placed on myself. If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of interest.

Please also note that my sister is happily employed.

Yours perhaps,

Juliet